“This is the first office we’ve ever opened, so naturally we wanted it to be nice and all. But to be named a better place to work than Apple and Google and the other amazing places on this list–whoa.”
Source/Credit: The New Yorker
By The Borowitz Report | June 20, 2013
DOHA, QATAR (The Borowitz Report)—In the latest publicity coup for the Afghan insurgent group, the Taliban today finished first in a newly released survey of the “Best Places to Work 2013.”
For the Taliban, who had just opened their office in Doha, Qatar, on Tuesday, the honor was “totally unexpected and incredibly humbling,” a spokesman for the group said.
“This is the first office we’ve ever opened, so naturally we wanted it to be nice and all,” he said. “But to be named a better place to work than Apple and Google and the other amazing places on this list–whoa.”
Cited in the poll was the atmosphere at Taliban headquarters, which numerous employees described as “relaxed” and “fun.”
“People think that just because we observe Sharia law, we walk around with frowny faces all day,” the spokesman said. “The fact is, we have a lot of laughs here.”
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